“So do you collect anything?”
“Yeah, I collect money.”
“Oh, you mean like foreign currency and things like that?”
“No, I mean actual money. I like to horde it, to withdraw an entire savings account in twenty dollar bills, throw them on the bed, and roll around in it, then deposit it all again the next day.”
“Well what kind of fun is collecting money, over, say, collecting tea pots or baseball cards or—“
“I figure if you collect enough money, you can buy any other guys collection that you want.”
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