Surgeon General's Warning

In looking back over my various entries here, I am left uneasy from discovering a pattern of madness and murder. Not because of any indication of my own propensities, but because a reader might make the mistake of believing that some of this is real. And so caution requires it be clearly stated: none of this is real. Apologies are made to everyone who resembles any characters in the preceding work, and regret is expressed for those characters that are so fabricated that they resemble no one. No characters have been injured in the making of this blog. Any resemblance to historical figures, either real or fabricated, is co-incidental. Any places or events, even if expressly named, are strictly a mutation of time and place in the mind of the blogger. If scenes of murder and madness disturb you, or are outlawed in your community, then please write your name and directions to your neighborhood on the back of my prescriptions. Views expressed by the subconscious in no way represent the opinions of the more socially and responsibilibidinous me. Surgeon Generals Warning: Blogging is an unnatural act and may cause blindness, nausea, dizziness, and urinary infection. If you suspect you are pregnant or that any other species is incubating within your body, then you are discouraged from ingesting the contents herein. Lastly, if any family members should read this blog, I in no way hold you responsible for this mess. It is purely of my own making.